The husband points out a new theme in my shorties: cultish religion. Why? I don’t know. Maybe because I recently saw “The Master”?
Working Title: Jesus Saves
1st Sentence: If Janice had looked through the peephole before opening the door, as her husband is always reminding her to do, she would have seen the Bible tucked into the woman’s elbow.
Favorite Sentence: “Jesus saves,” said the girl again, as she shuffled in her sneakers, now waving the brochures like a flag.
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Photo by Staecker.
Daily Shorty 
Great pic. Although I expected a line like “…and Gretzky scores on the rebound” to show up somewhere.
Funny. Didn’t know that joke but it’s a good one. Ahh, Gretzky. There will never be another. Sigh.